I popped my tire today on a drain. Yes, on a drain. I know, aren't I the master of the tragically boring. First, I break my foot simply trying to stand up. Then, I get a flat tire because I parked next to a drain.
haha, you and the kuluchdk, you dont have it
Whoa, what the hell is that word? Are you by chance a foreigner? Is that some strange ethnic word, like karma or mooshu? I believe if you hadn't been able to use your fancy foreign words, you would have said luck. I do not have the luck. I've been thinking a lot about that lately, specifically about the fact that even though I seem to generally have uncommonly bad luck, I am not dead or fatally ill.
yueahm luck. typicng badly tonight. high, sorry. it takes ffloooorreewweerr
Sorry to hear that. I have a feeling towards you right now similar to road rage, though I don't have the right to feel road rage at anyone right now with my donut tire, going 20 mph.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Again, I am in danger.
By
Emily S
This is what happened. For all purposes, I have been kicked out. Why, you ask? Because my mom is dead (no, that's not really true, but she's afraid of the internet and if she ever found out I said what actually happened, she'd kill me and then have a heart attack, and that's just not good for anybody). It sucks, blahblahblah, just pretend I told you something kind of outrageous. Sorry I can't tell you. I only have enough money for this semester in the dorms. After that, I don't know where I'll live. My dad's house is (apparently) full of Chinese mold and is being gutted soon. He lives in this neighborhood.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Cat scream Indians
By
Emily S
This music is really really bad. What's worse, the girl left it playing on her laptop in the middle of the couch atop a bundle of blankets. She is not even here now. It has been playing since I returned two hours ago.
haha, try to bear it
Right. Ok. Did I mention it can't possibly improve, being on a three song loop? The same three songs on repeat. No disrespect to traditional Indian music, but damn, I literally keep getting the image of feral cats screaming outside my window somehow, three floors up. I have to go out there sometimes, you know. That's the only place I can be typing this right now, the only place with any sort of internet connection at all. And I have to sit through the waves of the internet while hearing this. It has thus far been an hour that I've been sitting near it. I say "near" because the bundle of Indian Roommate's things are all over the couch, and since it is socially unacceptable to touch anyone else's things ever (learned that one from Higgins), I cannot sit on the couch near the window.
youre such a winer, suck it up
How about you come visit and sit in the living room with me? This is the most obnoxious bullshit ever. What if I actually had hard classes and were trying to study or something? What if I had a test tomorrow? All it would take is her being here to shut her laptop, but no, she isn't, and I can't touch it. For the record, I don't hate this girl. I just hate this music bomb she left in the living room.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Possible buddies?
By
Emily S
Since I already have friends at UNO, making new ones is sort of like an effort. I don't really have to make new ones of any kind, but it would be cool, right? New friends in college? So far, there aren't really many candidates, but I figure I should have at least one friend in my film class and one from physics, since those are the most relevant/hardest classes I'm taking. This one girl is very distinctive looking with red and black hair and looks like Trudy from Avatar.
Wow, this picture is really big. Also, my text is linked, and nothing seems to be able to stop it, not even "remove formatting".
Well, that was embarrassing, but hey, I'm no pro. So, there's that girl, she seems cool even though I've never actually talked to her. And then there's Jordan.
One of those who doesn't seem like a complete douche despite being in film. I am especially eager to know his opinion of Avatar.
Updates soon to come on these guys. My hopes are high as of now, since the fact that I haven't made any friends yet can only mean I'm overdue for them!

Well, that was embarrassing, but hey, I'm no pro. So, there's that girl, she seems cool even though I've never actually talked to her. And then there's Jordan.
One of those who doesn't seem like a complete douche despite being in film. I am especially eager to know his opinion of Avatar.Updates soon to come on these guys. My hopes are high as of now, since the fact that I haven't made any friends yet can only mean I'm overdue for them!

Monday, September 13, 2010
Avatar sims!
By
Emily S
They're really kind of cheesy, mostly because among other things, I can't find a decent avatar skin. Back in the day, the next thought I'd have would be "MAKE ONE!", but I know how well that has worked out in the past. I'll have to remember to get some screenshots later.
Nobody cares about avatar shit. It's a silly movie with good graphics, thats all. Just a lot of mindless entertainment.
Shit, what the fuck are you doing here Film Critic? GTFO Film Critic, you have never been welcome here and I'm not about to start letting you in now! However, if you feel you must rudely intrude upon my blog, and I cannot stop you, at least indent or something so people can tell us apart. While you do have slightly worse grammar than me, people who don't read this post under a magnifying glass might not notice. You have been warned.
Nobody cares about avatar shit. It's a silly movie with good graphics, thats all. Just a lot of mindless entertainment.
Shit, what the fuck are you doing here Film Critic? GTFO Film Critic, you have never been welcome here and I'm not about to start letting you in now! However, if you feel you must rudely intrude upon my blog, and I cannot stop you, at least indent or something so people can tell us apart. While you do have slightly worse grammar than me, people who don't read this post under a magnifying glass might not notice. You have been warned.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Student Protests!
By
Emily S
Counseling Services
UNO's Counseling and Career Center/Counseling Services is available for currently enrolled students who were traumatized by the protest/rally that took place on campus last week. Students in need of counseling services related to these events are encouraged to call 504-280-6683 for... an appointment.
what? how silly emilyI know. What kind of fag would be traumatized by any of that? Nothing even happened. Some kids were walking through a building, and some guy tripped and fell down the stairs, and then the cops thought he was pushed. Dx