Watch out. Here it comes for round two.

This post is in reference to two other posts.

Everything (beware)

Rejected for Hang Out

Come on, "I didn't need a whiny bitch like that anyway"? That's exactly what I wanted! What the hell is wrong with me?!!!!

I was rationalizing it at the time because I actually had no idea what happened. I didn't talk about it because maybe then, I'd discover it had been a dream and hadn't really happened at all, and that we could still be friends. At least I'd almost certainly forget about it, and I did, but inevitably it did come back.

Why did he change his mind? I still ask myself every day.

In case any of you don't know me very well (none of you do in fact, that is the point of this blog and the only reason I can be this open about things), I have some abnormal intimacy issues. I am 19, but I have never been in a genuine relationship. This person I am describing is a friend I've known for a couple years.

Do you see where I'm going with this? No? That's okay, it's a stretch. What if, he didn't want to hang out with me or anything because he also has some type of anxiety of that nature?

emily, shot dwelling on this

*stop

BUT GUYS, don't you see what I'm saying? Do you know how rare it is for other people to have the same thing I have? If I'm right (not saying I'm sure about this theory at all, but if I am), I need to know.

how are you going to find out trhis isn't exactly seem like an easy thing to investigate

Yeah, but come on, this guy is fucking badass! He is so cool! I can't let this go without knowing. I could never forgive myself. And if he's not like me, then any answer I get will probably mean he's some kind of a weird flake or liar, and that'll mean I can feel good about us not being friends anymore. Or, if he says something bad about me, I can legitimately be put off enough to let go. But putting himself down? Seems irrelevant, man.

Lost Post

The bad internet stole my post, my gift to you all. This is a tiny post in its memorial.

Oh great post which highlighted that my birthday is coming soon, you will be missed.

A Second Post, to make up for lost time.

Here I am, writing you another post. It'll be short, don't get your hopes up too high. Just wanted to say that the Avatar extra/deleted scenes are badass. I mean it, they're worth seeing one way or another.

Thats ridiculous, more deleted scenes? James Cameron is such a masterbator

Excuse me, fuck you Film Critic! Obviously you are Film Critic. You insulted James Cameron and made a reference to Fight Club in the same six word sentence.

Kubrick's where its at, fag

Shut up, he's dead, necrophiliac.

Yeah, and then Spielberg fucked his last movie sideways with a broomstick Come on, the robokid gets rescued by aliens thousands of years later WTF, out of nowhere!


THEY'RE NOT ALIENS RETARD, THEY'RE REALLY ADVANCED ROBOT PEOPLE!! Film majors. Making me go all caps on your ass. I think I'd better end this post before I cut a bitch.

Rouses (cont'd)

If you think you can guess why I haven't posted in a really long time, you're probably right. It's Rouses. I work every weekend without exception. I mean this, this is one of the worst jobs I feel like I could have for $8.00 an hour.

I realize I never told you guys why exactly I was demoted. In fact, I haven't told you guys anything much at all, so let's catch up on the story: I got demoted because there's evidence that I stole $80 my first day on a register. I know! Doesn't it sound ridiculous? This is what really happened though. Four times that night, customers started to give me an amount of cash. I'd put it in the register. Then, they'd give me some change so they could get an even amount of change back. I had to reenter the amount again, but somehow, I had canceled the previous amount incorrectly and it was still in the register. So, instead of a customer owing $16.48, they owed $16.48 + $20.00. Extra money was added to the log, and at the end of the night, $80.00 which never existed was missing.


Can you believe it? I sure couldn't. And, to make matters worse, it was a round 80, so it really looked like I stole it. I'm lucky I wasn't fired, honestly. Now, I'm passively looking for a new job. "Passively" as in I barely have time to do anything else, especially write on this sad blog. The rest of my life is kind of silly right now. UNO is still a joke. I still have no money, and I have to drive to the other side of New Orleans every time I go to work and back. As far as movies go, AVATARRRRRR!!!!! EXTENDED COLLECTOR'S EDITION!

Rouses :(

Rouses on Tchoupitoulas is the worst place I've been forced to spend seven hours at since Higgins.
aw, tht sucks fo real those pple are stoopid.
Thanks for sympathizing I guess. Why you ask do I have to spend so much time there? Because I work there. Yippee, blah blah blah. I've already passed the honeymoon period. I outright hate it there. I had three days of training which consisted of the cashiers dashing to my rescue every time I did something wrong, typing in numbers so fast I couldn't possibly see them and barely answering any questions I might have. I felt as though I was not prepared enough to operate a register. I was demoted on the fifth day to bagger.

Car Hobo

I am a car hobo! I always knew this day would come. Had you seen my car recently enough and had the audacity to look inside, you'd see that nearly all my personal belongings were in there. The downside is, of course, there is no room inside that tiny car.

Yes, that is an axe in the back seat. It's for my viking costume. Yes, I bought a real axe. I know, I'm probably just digging my hole deeper. Anyway, the most recent movie I've seen was called Malice in Wonderland. It was crap, too silly to really be fulfilling in any way.

See what I mean? Doesn't this poster look absolutely cheestastic? Final verdict: it's a no. Generally, the stuff I discover is of this quality or similar, but it's stuff like this that I have to sift around in to get to the few good things I've discovered, such as Scanners. My quest will go on and on, because though I myself might make horror like M. Night Shyamalan, I know there has to be someone left out there who can really make it good.

Chaw

Guys, I torrented this badass looking movie called Chaw. It took three weeks. It was mislabeled. It is in Vietnamese or some such language. I am really sad. The Pirate Bay doesn't have an english subbed version, not even english dub. I watched my backup movie tonight, Shadows And Fog. Thumbs up to it. It was a Woody Allen thing, and while I don't necessarily believe everything he makes is gold, I liked it.
give us a movie poster emily
Sorry, but the internet is down. By the time I'm able to post this, I'll undoubtedly be so frustrated with the lack of internet that I won't bother to look for it, slapping this post up just to get it off of my browser tabs. It's times like these that I like to remember the olden days of Allie Brosh, sitting in a bush, stealing the bandwidth from some poor bastard's house in the freezing cold. What a pioneer to us all. I salute you, Brosh. Sorry this post is so choppy and disorganized. Also, sorry if  this font experiment fucked with your browser. It is not permanent.

A dog on two legs!

Crazy, right? I just saw it on Oprah. I know, I know, "why are you watching Oprah?" Because I have a total of  nine channels. Anyway, the only sad part was what drove the dog to walk on two legs. It only had the two back legs.

I know what's next from you. You desperately want to hear what I've been watching lately, right? Sure you do, since I haven't given an update of that nature in quite some time. Did I already tell you guys about Scanners? Wow, I sure did not. Shit, I haven't updated since Dead Like Me! That was a really long time ago :o Sorry guys. Anyway, in catching up, I'll only mention the memorable movies. First up, Scanners! That is a great movie. The second one was also pretty good, the third, not so much. Also, I accidentally downloaded a torrent of some show called Scream Queens 2. I like it :)

How Ironic. I was just talking about money, wasn't I?

I popped my tire today on a drain. Yes, on a drain. I know, aren't I the master of the tragically boring. First, I break my foot simply trying to stand up. Then, I get a flat tire because I parked next to a drain.

haha, you and the kuluchdk, you dont have it

Whoa, what the hell is that word? Are you by chance a foreigner? Is that some strange ethnic word, like karma or mooshu? I believe if you hadn't been able to use your fancy foreign words, you would have said luck. I do not have the luck. I've been thinking a lot about that lately, specifically about the fact that even though I seem to generally have uncommonly bad luck, I am not dead or fatally ill.

yueahm luck. typicng badly tonight. high, sorry. it takes ffloooorreewweerr

Sorry to hear that. I have a feeling towards you right now similar to road rage, though I don't have the right to feel road rage at anyone right now with my donut tire, going 20 mph.

Again, I am in danger.

This is what happened. For all purposes, I have been kicked out. Why, you ask? Because my mom is dead (no, that's not really true, but she's afraid of the internet and if she ever found out I said what actually happened, she'd kill me and then have a heart attack, and that's just not good for anybody). It sucks, blahblahblah, just pretend I told you something kind of outrageous. Sorry I can't tell you. I only have enough money for this semester in the dorms. After that, I don't know where I'll live. My dad's house is (apparently) full of Chinese mold and is being gutted soon. He lives in this neighborhood.

Cat scream Indians

This music is really really bad. What's worse, the girl left it playing on her laptop in the middle of the couch atop a bundle of blankets. She is not even here now. It has been playing since I returned two hours ago.

haha, try to bear it

Right. Ok. Did I mention it can't possibly improve, being on a three song loop? The same three songs on repeat. No disrespect to traditional Indian music, but damn, I literally keep getting the image of feral cats screaming outside my window somehow, three floors up. I have to go out there sometimes, you know. That's the only place I can be typing this right now, the only place with any sort of internet connection at all. And I have to sit through the waves of the internet while hearing this. It has thus far been an hour that I've been sitting near it. I say "near" because the bundle of Indian Roommate's things are all over the couch, and since it is socially unacceptable to touch anyone else's things ever (learned that one from Higgins), I cannot sit on the couch near the window.

youre such a winer, suck it up

How about you come visit and sit in the living room with me? This is the most obnoxious bullshit ever. What if I actually had hard classes and were trying to study or something? What if I had a test tomorrow? All it would take is her being here to shut her laptop, but no, she isn't, and I can't touch it. For the record, I don't hate this girl. I just hate this music bomb she left in the living room.

Possible buddies?

Since I already have friends at UNO, making new ones is sort of like an effort. I don't really have to make new ones of any kind, but it would be cool, right? New friends in college? So far, there aren't really many candidates, but I figure I should have at least one friend in my film class and one from physics, since those are the most relevant/hardest classes I'm taking. This one girl is very distinctive looking with red and black hair and looks like Trudy from Avatar.Wow, this picture is really big. Also, my text is linked, and nothing seems to be able to stop it, not even "remove formatting".

Well, that was embarrassing, but hey, I'm no pro. So, there's that girl, she seems cool even though I've never actually talked to her. And then there's Jordan. One of those who doesn't seem like a complete douche despite being in film. I am especially eager to know his opinion of Avatar.

Updates soon to come on these guys. My hopes are high as of now, since the fact that I haven't made any friends yet can only mean I'm overdue for them!

Avatar sims!

They're really kind of cheesy, mostly because among other things, I can't find a decent avatar skin. Back in the day, the next thought I'd have would be "MAKE ONE!", but I know how well that has worked out in the past. I'll have to remember to get some screenshots later.
Nobody cares about avatar shit. It's a silly movie with good graphics, thats all. Just a lot of mindless entertainment.

Shit, what the fuck are you doing here Film Critic? GTFO Film Critic, you have never been welcome here and I'm not about to start letting you in now! However, if you feel you must rudely intrude upon my blog, and I cannot stop you, at least indent or something so people can tell us apart. While you do have slightly worse grammar than me, people who don't read this post under a magnifying glass might not notice. You have been warned.

Student Protests!

Counseling Services
UNO's Counseling and Career Center/Counseling Services is available for currently enrolled students who were traumatized by the protest/rally that took place on campus last week. Students in need of counseling services related to these events are encouraged to call 504-280-6683 for... an appointment.

what? how silly emily
I know. What kind of fag would be traumatized by any of that? Nothing even happened. Some kids were walking through a building, and some guy tripped and fell down the stairs, and then the cops thought he was pushed. Dx

D: My Dad's a Nathan!

Nooooo!!!!!1 I promised to be cool with my dad being in the same class as me, but this is genuinely difficult. To begin with, it's hardly a difficult math class. Even the teacher is bored, I'd imagine, which might be why he does his long division with radical signs. Maybe they'll notice today... nope. They did not. He's definitely bored. Why else would he go on about our mechanical humanoid friends from across the river? You know, the ones from the chemical plant? Where they're developing the technology to make flesh?

I'd try to get some of it on video for you guys, but it's a very full class and I doubt it would go unnoticed. More on topic however, my dad is just as bad as this guy if not worse. As if it weren't enough for the teacher to go on about this random shit, my dad fully encourages it by making snarky remarks and answering rhetorical questions, even sometimes asking them, and no one really has time for that. A big part of the class is online, and some of those people actually need help. (Please do not laugh, it is a serious issue. Some people actually need help with this low level bullshit.) This morning, everyone around me was talking about him. I am not kidding, everyone. About how he thinks he's so smart and funny, but really he's stupid and should be quiet and pay attention instead of trying to be witty. When he came in, I heard "Here he is! I wish he would trip and fall." The worst part is, can I blame them? I'm not sure if I really can. I'd certainly have much less sympathy for him if he wasn't my dad. He would be just another annoying Nathan guy, old Nathan, who has no social skills or consideration for others.

TORRENT WITHDRAWAL!

This is bad guys.
what happened emily?
Mostly my posts are made up of a little bit of my drab life and then some commentary on something I downloaded. Now, they are empty promises of pictures and then the pictures aren't even that terrific. Not terrific at all. They are drab. This issue can be solved by occasional torrent sleepovers at my house, during which I obtain an absurd amount of material and watch it for a few weeks.

ahshitemilymyspacebarisstpilledcoffeeandnowitsbrokenalsobackslaceismessedupaswell

Shit generic web commenter, you are a pain in the ass. Clean it out, no one wants to read that shit. Just get a toothpick, a cotton ball, and some hand sanitizer.

really?

I really don't know, but that's the first thing I'd try. Good luck there. Anyway guys, it won't stay this boring forever, just wanted to let you know that. I just completed the entire Dead Like Me series, and it was alright. But you have to be the type of person to like sitcoms (though it's not a sitcom, but the humor is kind of like that) and of course, vulgarity. And be willing to put up with some cheese at times.

Here it is!

The post with the pictures! Mostly dorm pictures, nothing too fun. Anyway, I have been thinking about what I said about real restaurant anxiety and have concluded that I probably feel the way I do because we have only met each other twice. Chili's is something you do when you've run out of ideas, or when you see someone often and there's nothing better to do. Maybe New Orleans has just spoiled me.

Still, no pictures. Please do not unfollow me because of this.

I rarely do this, but yes, that title was obviously meant to be ironic. Because I definitely do not have any followers, and therefore, I don't care about the promises I've made. However, I have received my first comment ever! It is a short comment from Fickle Cattle. Tonight, I went to Chili's with a guy. Yes, Chili's. No, not Taco Bell, Chili's. A real restaurant. You can only guess that I felt like an uncivilized cavewoman who didn't know how to use a fork. A real restaurant? What was he thinking?!
emily waht is your problem you need to grow up, thats really nice.
I know.

I think maybe I just wasn't mentally ready for this.

More College

Ok, no pictures yet, but only because I had to go home to get my memory card adapter for my phone's really fucking small memory card that could easily be lost if I even try to remove it for any reason. Small updates include that I was almost hit by a car, the Math teacher barely knows his shit, and I learned one new word in German today, which is appointment: "vereinbarung".

College

It's college guys. Ok, where to start?
start with the dorms!1
Ok. I sure will. First of all, they're really nice. Except for this one thing. The internet is shit.
omg emily how are you doing the post??/?
It's on a little bit sometimes, but very rarely can I be online for more than a few minutes.
In other news, Shweta girl (I can't even remember if that's how to spell her name and I can't even look on facebook because no internet >C) seems very secretive, and I have never met her friend in room C. However, my roommate who I will tag as Roommate, is like a better version of Lena. That could be perceived as somewhat of an insult, but actually, I don't mean it that way. She looks sort of like her and seems to sort of have the passive attitude that Lena did. Pictures to come soon.

I need an adventure that isn't thwarted by important plans for the next day.

Screw the dentist. Screw paying tuition, buying crappy dorm items, going to the Insectarium (I don't really mean it Insectarium, forgive me!) and everything else I always have to do the next day after the night when, apparently, an adventure was meant to take place. I haven't had a good adventure in WAY too long, and I am the adventurous type. Every day, I'm like "Hey guys, let's go exercise!" and they're always like "Not today because blah blah blah blahblalbbalabla" (the reason doesn't matter anymore because obviously no one is ever going to exercise with me.)

It's not like I'm a really health conscious person or anything. Most of the time, I don't really give a shit either way. Just, somewhere deep inside me, I think that if we go biking together, my friend and I, we might stumble on something really fucking amazing and then think, It's so great that we decided to do this today!

And then our friendship would be cemented by this that just happened. I always think that if we go walking or wandering in any sort of manner, there is a chance we could have an adventure right then and there. But no, adventures happen around everyone else's schedule except for mine, even though I have a car. It's probably because I don't have a job that I'm not the dictator of adventure time, but that is in no way my fault. Not this summer. I have literally applied to somewhere around 150 jobs at least. Guess how many callbacks I got? None. Guess how many emails back I got? One, and it just had some questions in it. Want to see them? Yes you do. Because perhaps someone out there is having as much trouble as me.

1. Where was your last place of employment and can you provide a work
reference that will be called?
2. How long did you work for your last employer and why did you leave?
3. Honestly, how do you feel about working outside in the heat and the
cold? Honestly because you need to be able to do this, no inside
positions.
4. What would you do if an adult came up to you and tried to talk you
into letting their kid get on a ride that they were not tall enough to
ride?
5. We have special events on many Friday and Saturday nights, are you
able to work double shifts?
6. What other hobbies and interests do you have or participate in other
than school and work?
7. Do you want to work for extra money or do you NEED to work to pay
bills?

Ok, so these are totally valid questions, and here are my answers:

1. I have not been employed before but have lots of volunteer experience.
2.n/a
3. Working outside won't be difficult for me. One of my volunteer jobs was doing construction and I was outside all day regardless of the temperature.
4. I would tell them that it is unsafe to let a child ride something that they're not tall enough for.
5. Yes, I am able to work double shifts on Fridays and Saturdays if I need to.
6. I like the internet, biking, film, and going to theme parks. I am also interested in insects and other invertebrates.
7. I am starting college in two weeks, and this semester I did not need to take out any student loans, but if I don't get a job by next semester I will have to borrow money. Also, I am about to move into a dorm, which I will likely have to pay for by myself.
Thank you for considering me for this position.
-Emily Sebastian

So, guys, WHAT THE HELL DID I DO WRONG. I was completely honest and I am clearly a capable worker who deserves the job. Was I too show offy? No, or anyway, I don't think so. In fact, my best guess would be this little detail right here, my answer to number six.

6. I like the internet, biking, film, and going to theme parks. I am also interested in insects and other invertebrates.

She likes insects and other invertebrates???? Unheard of!!!
Sorry for the excessive use of question marks and caps. I am just really fucking angry that this might be the reason I didn't get this job.
I mean additionally, she said computers, biking, film? Film spells arrogance, and we can't have arrogant workers. And going to theme parks?? What a suck up.

I know this all sounds really paranoid, but remember, ONE EMAIL BACK ALL SUMMER. Only one, and this was it. It never even got to a personal level at all. That, and I am always afraid people judge me as arrogant because I'm a film major just because a lot of us are really really fucking arrogant.

This post is really rambly. I guess it can be over now.

Update: The celebrity face matcher thing says I look like Susan Sarandon!

MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Family history - Antique photos

Why am I awake right now?

All you internet people are like

pshhh emily its not even 12:30 yet, it has only been even smonday for 20 minutes.

And then I say, no internet people, it is late. It is possible for an hour before 4 am to be late, and staying awake until this hour every night/morning is probably the cause of your constant typos.

sothen go to sleep, why are you awake if you can't handle it?

Meh.

General internet commentator, please consider getting more sleep. Those were some really strange typos just now.

Here is a picture of my minifridge. It's the good kind with a separate freezer, so that it won't become covered in ice. Looks like this except there's a huge dent in the bottom. It works fine, but the dent took $30 off the price in Target :D


Okay, goodnight guys.

Two Posts IN ONE DAY?!?!?!

Not a tremendous feat for me, seeing as I do nothing all day. I must be some type of wizard! But no. It was easy, and Allie Brosh, you supposedly also do nothing all day. Or you spend all your time guilting yourself for not doing things, all day. Anyway, I guess it's not a miracle that I'm more productive than you, seeing as I think you defined yourself once as being someone who can't contribute to society. That's ok though, we're still friends. Actually, no we're not, but only because I've never talked to you.

Enough of that. This is what I wanted to post, since it was originally a comment on facebook but I didn't want it to get lost in time out there in the net. And, yes, there is a reason I talked about Allie Brosh so much in the last paragraph. It is because my commentary was on a paragraph from her blog.

"I have never been very comfortable relating to other girls. It's kind of like if I was raised by wolves and then re-introduced to society and I kind of made a successful transition because I didn't die or maul anyone, but I definitely missed out on the development of some pretty crucial social skills, like gossiping and being damningly judgmental about nearly everything. Being around most other girls makes me feel like I'm a cave man who has come back to modern times and now must try to learn how to pee into a toilet and fit in with all the cool kids at school. Like Encino Man. Relating to other girls makes me feel like I am Encino Man." - Allie Brosh

When people (girls, whoever) get emotional, I don't know what to do with myself, especially when I actually like that person. I usually end up inadvertently hurting their feelings somehow, happens all the time, happened at NOCCA, happened at Ben Franklin, it'll probably happen again :c I am very insensitive, and if anything, that could be the only "socially awkward" thing about me.

Anyway, I in no way meant to put myself down or anything like that. I'm saying I don't mesh well with most randomly selected girls who, for example, tyyypee liek thissss.

Twilight in Baton Rouge?!?!?!

Well really, I don't give a fuck.
I just thought it was silly that Twilight was on the list my dad gave me of film jobs to try and get. I'm not even really sure about what the fourth one is called, but I would have tried, however, most of the hiring was done in July and I'm not about to drive all the way over there now.
My only video update is that I've seen Dead Like Me season one again. I caught a marathon when I was 15 and was convinced that show was the best thing ever made. Now, seeing it again, some aspects seem goofy. What's the point of gravelings? What's the point of this elaborate system when things could just happen as a result of genuine mistakes? But, I still liked it.

Silly Dad

I had to stay at my Dad's house all day because he had a motorcycle accident and he needed help. About now, you'd be feeling sorry for me, but you're not because the title to this post is "Silly Dad". Let me explain why. It is because my Dad was going about 3 mph. He turned the corner onto his own street. And then, he slipped on a pile of dirt a few inches high.


His whole leg is purple D:

Gadzooks!

I really wish I could play Little Rock Pool. It looks like so much fun. Undoubtedly, all my fish and turtles are dead now.

Paranormal Activity: Good, but only with alternate ending. Real ending is cheesetastic.
28 Weeks Later: Getting good, and then it ended. Disappointing.
The Hurt Locker: It was alright. Dare I say, not better than Avatar. But that's ok guys, because Avatar's the best movie ever for me.
Drag Me To Hell: lol r u srious NO lol that acting was so bad, but also, it kind of made that girl look really ballsy and brave. Because, I know if all that physically impossible stuff was happening to me pretty much on a regular basis, I would have cried in a corner until the L---whatever took me away. The effects were silly. It kind of reminded me of Scary Movie, except with legit stuff mixed in there. 4 parts Scary Movie, 1 part legit.

Antichrist

This movie was a heaping pile of artsy shit if I ever saw one. Lots of sex and violence everywhere, but no real clear message other than this: That couple went insane. Great! They're crazy. It's not that interesting though, certainly not interesting enough to hold ones attention for two hours. Ideas never really connected, and dialogue was like broken sentences said at whim of each character. No one ever really understood each other, I believe. And by no one, I mean neither of the only two characters in the movie (another recipe for BORING). They were shapeless and chaotic, having the feel of far too many artsy films before this movie. LET'S MAKE IT PSYCHOLOGICAL! No, that is not an automatic formula for good. I reject it. I am tired of it. Things need to happen. Reason for these things needs to be present. Enough of this blur of ugly feelings. I want a real story.

Rejected for Hang Out

Ok all you sims people. You know how sometimes your forward sim gets rejected for hug romantic (or amourous hug for sims 3 players), or make out? Rejected for ask on date? And, know how in the fears area at the bottom, sometimes they will fear to be rejected for make out by (specific name)? Well, to put it simply, I was rejected for hang out.
but emily you cant get rejected for hangn out!!!!1
Yes, apparently I can, because I'm magic. Or, because I'm just not a sim and this guy I was dealing with feels so sorry for himself that he can't bear to spend time with me at all, ever. This is the part where the social bunny comes to rescue him. Or no, actually, this is the part where I say fuck this and never look back. If that's his pansy way of telling me he's no longer interested, then fine. I didn't need a whiny bitch like that anyway.
jeeeeeezzzz
Ok guys, I know, that was really harsh. But I have to be harsh about it or I'll start feeling bad. Go along with me.

On a lighter note, I just finished this movie I downloaded called The Human Centipede. Check it out guys, it was pretty interesting. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/
And by interesting, I mean I felt true terror like when I saw The Ring when I was 10. As you get to know me better, you'll find I don't scare easy. There is something truly unnerving to me about a human centipede like no other abomination of horror movies. So watch it.

Omegle

Omegle is way better than Chat Roulette, unless of course you are of the 99% who are looking for webcam sex. Then, they are pretty much equal. At least on Omegle, you are given the option to use the webcam or not. Then, you are only paired with others without a webcam. That includes all the desperate Indians out there looking for love.
You: hey, how's it going
Stranger: hi...........
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/f/new orleans
Stranger: fine.........
Stranger: 21/m/india............
You: your english is good?
Stranger: not so good
Stranger: & ur?
Stranger: wat r u?
You: what am i? american?
Stranger: r u study?
You: yeah
Stranger: in which standard?
You: you mean like college?
You: i'm going to college
Stranger: i'm also going to college
You: what for
Stranger: i m I.T. eng....
Stranger: &u?
You: film
Stranger: oh........
Stranger: name?
You: emily
Stranger: nice name.......
You: what's yours
Stranger: KAPIL..
Stranger: have u any B.F
You: no
Stranger: do u want to like to go on date?
You: what are you even talking about, how would that happen
Stranger: sorry, yaar
You: i'm in america obviously
Stranger: in which field r u study?
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Miami

So, while I was on this vacation just now, I decided to not care about dumb stuff like that. If things are supposed to happen, they'll happen and that's all. I was in Miami for the fourth where it rained every day. I only left my Aunt's condo pretty much once, and that was to ride on a speed boat in torrential rain and 11 foot waves. Funnest thing ever though. Those are the kinds of rides I like, when you don't know whether you are having the most fun ever or if you are being tortured. Also guys, this is a surprisingly good movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSliaPKGtRA
I saw it on one of the Showtime channels. Jeffrey Dahmer always struck me as an icky guy anyway. He's got those thin lips and the thin facial hair and the pointy nose, the features of perverts. For real, all perverts look like this.

Everything (beware)

I am just going to eat everything right now. Attraction is a really strange thing. I think it seems so easy, but at the same time that bothers me and I think I'm not trying hard enough and this person's going to just disappear back into the mysterious world. I was on a normal people diet. I aborted that idea. I made a list of 233 questions to ask eventually. That hasn't made me feel any better since many of them are repeated throughout the list. Also, some of them aren't even questions. One of them is this face I made up :9 It's a smile and a tongue. Yes, genius, I know. I thought, this isn't a question, but I love it enough to pretend it is! However, many of them (most of them) are way worse still. So actually, the list would be more like 32 if I cut the crap out. 32 isn't long enough though, so I had to get ridiculous :( And now I feel silly because we never talk to each other or hang out or anything, and I am afraid my brief encounter with this person is already over. So be it, if it comes to that. I just got excited is all. And so now I am going to eat everything in the house because that's the way I am. I'm about to go out of town. Every time this happens, I get this dreadful feeling that I'm going to miss out on things. It has only been magnified by this inadequacy I feel. So, I'm going to eat everything.

Foreign Countries

Foreign countries are pretty cool. I just really wouldn't want to accidentally drink the water in Mexico or buy some kind of radioactive vegetables. My uncle told me a story about this guy who got really sick after buying some tomatoes in Slovakia from this old scary woman. Could it happen?














I'm pretty sure he made it up.

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This is probably the best picture I have of myself.
Next Blog button is getting really old. Apparently, it's a big thing to have family blogs. It's an even bigger thing to have blogs that are like a giant ad for your photography or whatever the hell kind of art you want to make a living on. I guess I'd like to follow a blog about food or science. I also like humor blogs ok. I'd like to follow any person's blog whose first priority in life isn't to get famous.

Sim Traits

Ok guys, these are the traits from The Sims 3:
Absent-Minded
Ambitious
Angler
Artistic
Athletic
Bookworm
Brave
Can't Stand Art
Charismatic
Childish
Clumsy
Commitment Issues
Computer Whiz
Couch Potato
Coward
Daredevil
Dislikes Children
Easily Impressed
Evil
Excitable
Family-Oriented
Flirty
Friendly
Frugal
Genius
Good
Good Sense of Humor
Great Kisser
Green Thumb
Grumpy
Handy
Hates the Outdoors
Heavy Sleeper
Hopeless romantic
Hot-Headed
Hydrophobic
Inappropriate
Insane
Kleptomaniac
Light Sleeper
Loner
Loser
Loves the Outdoors
Lucky
Mean Spirited
Mooch
Natural Cook
Neat
Neurotic
Never Nude
No Sense of Humor
Over-Emotional
Party Animal
Perfectionist
Schmoozer
Slob
Snob
Technophobe
Unflirty
Unlucky
Vegetarian
Virtuoso
Workaholic

The expansion ones aren't included because they're stupid and too specific to certain careers. Each sim gets five, so pick five for yourself. This is actually a thought I had at around 2:13 am today. I thought, this would be an interesting way to learn something quick about someone. "What are your sim traits?" "Me? Commitment Issues, Slob, Schmoozer, Can't Stand Art, and Technophobe." "Goodbye." You'd immediately know whether or not you have anything in common with people.
but emily, ppl could just lie about them and flatter themselves
Absolutely true, which is why it would be even cooler if they were like thumbprints on us somewhere, like a glow in the dark tattoo under our tongues.