Not a tremendous feat for me, seeing as I do nothing all day. I must be some type of wizard! But no. It was easy, and Allie Brosh, you supposedly also do nothing all day. Or you spend all your time guilting yourself for not doing things, all day. Anyway, I guess it's not a miracle that I'm more productive than you, seeing as I think you defined yourself once as being someone who can't contribute to society. That's ok though, we're still friends. Actually, no we're not, but only because I've never talked to you.
Enough of that. This is what I wanted to post, since it was originally a comment on facebook but I didn't want it to get lost in time out there in the net. And, yes, there is a reason I talked about Allie Brosh so much in the last paragraph. It is because my commentary was on a paragraph from her blog.
"I have never been very comfortable relating to other girls. It's kind of like if I was raised by wolves and then re-introduced to society and I kind of made a successful transition because I didn't die or maul anyone, but I definitely missed out on the development of some pretty crucial social skills, like gossiping and being damningly judgmental about nearly everything. Being around most other girls makes me feel like I'm a cave man who has come back to modern times and now must try to learn how to pee into a toilet and fit in with all the cool kids at school. Like Encino Man. Relating to other girls makes me feel like I am Encino Man." - Allie Brosh
When people (girls, whoever) get emotional, I don't know what to do with myself, especially when I actually like that person. I usually end up inadvertently hurting their feelings somehow, happens all the time, happened at NOCCA, happened at Ben Franklin, it'll probably happen again :c I am very insensitive, and if anything, that could be the only "socially awkward" thing about me.
Anyway, I in no way meant to put myself down or anything like that. I'm saying I don't mesh well with most randomly selected girls who, for example, tyyypee liek thissss.
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