Gadzooks!

I really wish I could play Little Rock Pool. It looks like so much fun. Undoubtedly, all my fish and turtles are dead now.

Paranormal Activity: Good, but only with alternate ending. Real ending is cheesetastic.
28 Weeks Later: Getting good, and then it ended. Disappointing.
The Hurt Locker: It was alright. Dare I say, not better than Avatar. But that's ok guys, because Avatar's the best movie ever for me.
Drag Me To Hell: lol r u srious NO lol that acting was so bad, but also, it kind of made that girl look really ballsy and brave. Because, I know if all that physically impossible stuff was happening to me pretty much on a regular basis, I would have cried in a corner until the L---whatever took me away. The effects were silly. It kind of reminded me of Scary Movie, except with legit stuff mixed in there. 4 parts Scary Movie, 1 part legit.

Antichrist

This movie was a heaping pile of artsy shit if I ever saw one. Lots of sex and violence everywhere, but no real clear message other than this: That couple went insane. Great! They're crazy. It's not that interesting though, certainly not interesting enough to hold ones attention for two hours. Ideas never really connected, and dialogue was like broken sentences said at whim of each character. No one ever really understood each other, I believe. And by no one, I mean neither of the only two characters in the movie (another recipe for BORING). They were shapeless and chaotic, having the feel of far too many artsy films before this movie. LET'S MAKE IT PSYCHOLOGICAL! No, that is not an automatic formula for good. I reject it. I am tired of it. Things need to happen. Reason for these things needs to be present. Enough of this blur of ugly feelings. I want a real story.

Rejected for Hang Out

Ok all you sims people. You know how sometimes your forward sim gets rejected for hug romantic (or amourous hug for sims 3 players), or make out? Rejected for ask on date? And, know how in the fears area at the bottom, sometimes they will fear to be rejected for make out by (specific name)? Well, to put it simply, I was rejected for hang out.
but emily you cant get rejected for hangn out!!!!1
Yes, apparently I can, because I'm magic. Or, because I'm just not a sim and this guy I was dealing with feels so sorry for himself that he can't bear to spend time with me at all, ever. This is the part where the social bunny comes to rescue him. Or no, actually, this is the part where I say fuck this and never look back. If that's his pansy way of telling me he's no longer interested, then fine. I didn't need a whiny bitch like that anyway.
jeeeeeezzzz
Ok guys, I know, that was really harsh. But I have to be harsh about it or I'll start feeling bad. Go along with me.

On a lighter note, I just finished this movie I downloaded called The Human Centipede. Check it out guys, it was pretty interesting. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/
And by interesting, I mean I felt true terror like when I saw The Ring when I was 10. As you get to know me better, you'll find I don't scare easy. There is something truly unnerving to me about a human centipede like no other abomination of horror movies. So watch it.

Omegle

Omegle is way better than Chat Roulette, unless of course you are of the 99% who are looking for webcam sex. Then, they are pretty much equal. At least on Omegle, you are given the option to use the webcam or not. Then, you are only paired with others without a webcam. That includes all the desperate Indians out there looking for love.
You: hey, how's it going
Stranger: hi...........
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/f/new orleans
Stranger: fine.........
Stranger: 21/m/india............
You: your english is good?
Stranger: not so good
Stranger: & ur?
Stranger: wat r u?
You: what am i? american?
Stranger: r u study?
You: yeah
Stranger: in which standard?
You: you mean like college?
You: i'm going to college
Stranger: i'm also going to college
You: what for
Stranger: i m I.T. eng....
Stranger: &u?
You: film
Stranger: oh........
Stranger: name?
You: emily
Stranger: nice name.......
You: what's yours
Stranger: KAPIL..
Stranger: have u any B.F
You: no
Stranger: do u want to like to go on date?
You: what are you even talking about, how would that happen
Stranger: sorry, yaar
You: i'm in america obviously
Stranger: in which field r u study?
You have disconnected.

Miami

So, while I was on this vacation just now, I decided to not care about dumb stuff like that. If things are supposed to happen, they'll happen and that's all. I was in Miami for the fourth where it rained every day. I only left my Aunt's condo pretty much once, and that was to ride on a speed boat in torrential rain and 11 foot waves. Funnest thing ever though. Those are the kinds of rides I like, when you don't know whether you are having the most fun ever or if you are being tortured. Also guys, this is a surprisingly good movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSliaPKGtRA
I saw it on one of the Showtime channels. Jeffrey Dahmer always struck me as an icky guy anyway. He's got those thin lips and the thin facial hair and the pointy nose, the features of perverts. For real, all perverts look like this.

Everything (beware)

I am just going to eat everything right now. Attraction is a really strange thing. I think it seems so easy, but at the same time that bothers me and I think I'm not trying hard enough and this person's going to just disappear back into the mysterious world. I was on a normal people diet. I aborted that idea. I made a list of 233 questions to ask eventually. That hasn't made me feel any better since many of them are repeated throughout the list. Also, some of them aren't even questions. One of them is this face I made up :9 It's a smile and a tongue. Yes, genius, I know. I thought, this isn't a question, but I love it enough to pretend it is! However, many of them (most of them) are way worse still. So actually, the list would be more like 32 if I cut the crap out. 32 isn't long enough though, so I had to get ridiculous :( And now I feel silly because we never talk to each other or hang out or anything, and I am afraid my brief encounter with this person is already over. So be it, if it comes to that. I just got excited is all. And so now I am going to eat everything in the house because that's the way I am. I'm about to go out of town. Every time this happens, I get this dreadful feeling that I'm going to miss out on things. It has only been magnified by this inadequacy I feel. So, I'm going to eat everything.