Rouses :(

Rouses on Tchoupitoulas is the worst place I've been forced to spend seven hours at since Higgins.
aw, tht sucks fo real those pple are stoopid.
Thanks for sympathizing I guess. Why you ask do I have to spend so much time there? Because I work there. Yippee, blah blah blah. I've already passed the honeymoon period. I outright hate it there. I had three days of training which consisted of the cashiers dashing to my rescue every time I did something wrong, typing in numbers so fast I couldn't possibly see them and barely answering any questions I might have. I felt as though I was not prepared enough to operate a register. I was demoted on the fifth day to bagger.

Car Hobo

I am a car hobo! I always knew this day would come. Had you seen my car recently enough and had the audacity to look inside, you'd see that nearly all my personal belongings were in there. The downside is, of course, there is no room inside that tiny car.

Yes, that is an axe in the back seat. It's for my viking costume. Yes, I bought a real axe. I know, I'm probably just digging my hole deeper. Anyway, the most recent movie I've seen was called Malice in Wonderland. It was crap, too silly to really be fulfilling in any way.

See what I mean? Doesn't this poster look absolutely cheestastic? Final verdict: it's a no. Generally, the stuff I discover is of this quality or similar, but it's stuff like this that I have to sift around in to get to the few good things I've discovered, such as Scanners. My quest will go on and on, because though I myself might make horror like M. Night Shyamalan, I know there has to be someone left out there who can really make it good.

Chaw

Guys, I torrented this badass looking movie called Chaw. It took three weeks. It was mislabeled. It is in Vietnamese or some such language. I am really sad. The Pirate Bay doesn't have an english subbed version, not even english dub. I watched my backup movie tonight, Shadows And Fog. Thumbs up to it. It was a Woody Allen thing, and while I don't necessarily believe everything he makes is gold, I liked it.
give us a movie poster emily
Sorry, but the internet is down. By the time I'm able to post this, I'll undoubtedly be so frustrated with the lack of internet that I won't bother to look for it, slapping this post up just to get it off of my browser tabs. It's times like these that I like to remember the olden days of Allie Brosh, sitting in a bush, stealing the bandwidth from some poor bastard's house in the freezing cold. What a pioneer to us all. I salute you, Brosh. Sorry this post is so choppy and disorganized. Also, sorry if  this font experiment fucked with your browser. It is not permanent.

A dog on two legs!

Crazy, right? I just saw it on Oprah. I know, I know, "why are you watching Oprah?" Because I have a total of  nine channels. Anyway, the only sad part was what drove the dog to walk on two legs. It only had the two back legs.

I know what's next from you. You desperately want to hear what I've been watching lately, right? Sure you do, since I haven't given an update of that nature in quite some time. Did I already tell you guys about Scanners? Wow, I sure did not. Shit, I haven't updated since Dead Like Me! That was a really long time ago :o Sorry guys. Anyway, in catching up, I'll only mention the memorable movies. First up, Scanners! That is a great movie. The second one was also pretty good, the third, not so much. Also, I accidentally downloaded a torrent of some show called Scream Queens 2. I like it :)