Car Hobo

I am a car hobo! I always knew this day would come. Had you seen my car recently enough and had the audacity to look inside, you'd see that nearly all my personal belongings were in there. The downside is, of course, there is no room inside that tiny car.

Yes, that is an axe in the back seat. It's for my viking costume. Yes, I bought a real axe. I know, I'm probably just digging my hole deeper. Anyway, the most recent movie I've seen was called Malice in Wonderland. It was crap, too silly to really be fulfilling in any way.

See what I mean? Doesn't this poster look absolutely cheestastic? Final verdict: it's a no. Generally, the stuff I discover is of this quality or similar, but it's stuff like this that I have to sift around in to get to the few good things I've discovered, such as Scanners. My quest will go on and on, because though I myself might make horror like M. Night Shyamalan, I know there has to be someone left out there who can really make it good.